My mission, should I choose to accept, is to clean this damn office today if it kills me. What you see below is what happens when you spend more time tinkering and building a new pc than cleaning. Be afraid. Be very afraid. :-)
God willing, post-cleaning pictures to follow. :-P
If I could just get that damn site converted to *nix then everything under the desk on the left could go bye bye, and then the rack on the right could go downstairs.